To the Editor (01-Aug-1998)

 In: Letters > Editor > 1998
 Posted: 1998
 Staff: The Editor (E-Mail)
From Antoanet Pouncheva [nety1@webtv.net]

I HATE YOUR WEB PAGE. YOU DISERVE TO DIE. HAVE A HORROBLE DEATH.

Your Momma...

...is a good friend of my Mom, and I'm going to tell her you said such nasty things to me. Then my Mom will tell your Mom, and she'll take away your computer, and they you'll be sad, and it serves you right cos you're so MEAN!

From Samurai099

what the spider-girl comic?

the spider-girl comic possible future! peter and maryjane daughter spider powers! maybe! not real future but other future or maybe real who knows! new series!

From ALI

one of your games have an error please fix it.

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From SliderX

I have been a fan of SpiderMan for some time, and I'm trying to write a signature file for my Netscape mailbox.

I was hoping you tell me what SpiderMan fans are called

Err... WebHeads. Or, kids with waaay too much pocket-money. I'm guessing you're new to this!

From Vance Hawkins

out of curiosity I ran a 'search' on my name and to my surprise found it on 7 websights. Out of curiosity, I'm looking at them. You threw me out a window!

no problem - ya gotta go when ya gotta go.

best wishes and adios

Hey, sorry 'bout that pal. Thanks for being so reasonable about it!

From PABLO MENDOZA

You know I hate it when peter parker asks felicia hardy on a date and she turns him down and then he dates mary jane . what I want peter parker and felicia hardy to date and become boyfriend and girlfriend instead of mary jane and to tell spider man that she is also the black cat because when there both are wearing the costume they have feelings for each and they like eachother and I think once spider man/peter parker finds out who the black cat is he'll fall in love not only with the black cat but with felicia hardy and the same for the black cat/felicia hardy . you know i think felicia really did like peter but she was just playing hard to get but then when they get close to one anther something always has to happen maybe if he just had told felicia the reason he runs off the way he does is that he is spider man and that if she could except it and probablly they would have been together right now, but the future is still to come after what i said unrevealing their identity. and forget about mary jane letter be lost inthe portals forever. or mary harry osborne im sure her ant anna would love that.and peter parker always did want to date felicia at the begining until he met maryjane watson. but who knows maybe felicia and peter will get together for good and marry one another. i hope so that is my wish.

Hey, you just keep hoping, Pablo. Everyone needs a dream.

From Joey

HAY STRAT BACK MAKING THE OLD SPIDER-MAN CARTOONS. I LIKE THEM THE BEST BUT I LIKE THE NEW CARTOONS TOO.

Sure thing. I'll get right back to it. Sorry 'bout that. You know what it's like, yer' working on a cartoon, when the phone rings, and before ya know it, 30 years have passed! Now, where was that pencil... *snap*... ooops, can anyone lend me a 2B... *ring*... oh, hang on a sec', I think I just heard the phone...

From Jorgen

Hey, I can tell you about the "Amazing Bag Man".

This little incident happend when Reed Richards an John Storm removed the alien black-suit. Boy I feel old telling this, but this was about a year or so before "Web of Spider-Man" came. What happend was, Reed told Spidey during SW I that he wanted to check upon the black suit, Spidey finally got the time, and they found out that it was a parasite, and removed it with a sound canon, also seen in Amazing #300. Now Spidey didn't haw an ekstra suit with him to the Baxter building, so Torch found an old black n' blue FF-suit, but didn't haw a mask. So he found an paper-bag, an as luck wood have it, jumping home(no netcasters) someone got in trouble. There's the story behind "The Amazing Bag Man".

Heh! That brought back memories! Thanks, pal!

 In: Letters > Editor > 1998
 Posted: 1998
 Staff: The Editor (E-Mail)