Top Ten Worst Ways to "End" the Spider-Man Saga in October

Here's some bad ideas - good thing Marvel never visits this page!

1. Peter and Mary Jane get a divorce and Peter starts to date Jill Stacy.
2. The mysterious package is not the baby.
3. Norman Osborn wins.
4. An open ending, to be continued.
5. The green goblin acquires cosmic power.
6. Aunt May resurrects.
7. Spider Man dies.
8. A very predictable, happy ending.
9. Marvel relaunches the spider man titles with Image artists.
10. Marvel reads these suggestions and can't figure out a proper ending.