Conk and Bonk were once ordinary grade schoolers until a bully stole their lunches. Thus they both turned to a life of crime right after recess, stealing other people's lunches. Dressed in black suits w/derbys, Conk would bop them on the head with a large mallet, and Bonk would punch them in the stomach with a boxing gloved fist, then they'd grab the lunch while their victim recovered (a parody of the old Alka-Seltzer commercial from the 70's). Spiderman distracted them with a borrowed peanut butter and banana sandwich, then caught them both in his web.