I guess the only surprising thing about this album is how long it took to be produced. This is a Kindergarten album, just the kind of thing that an undemanding three-year-old might enjoy.
|Publisher:||Mighty Super-Hero Music|
|Record Label:||Marvel Enterprises, Inc.|
|Distributor:||Turn Up The Music|
|Music:||Bob Schneider, Hallary Dworet, Kerry Dworet|
|Vocals:||April Lavine, Bethany Mercer, Bob Schneider, Chris Chopping, Hallary Dworet, Harrison Freeman, Julie Evans, Sajja Mladjenovic, Sophie Mercer, Vanessa Faria|
Check out the opening lyrics of the first song:
Spidey and friends. Spidey and friends.
They'll be friends. Right to the end.
One for all. All for one.
When they get together they have lots of fun.
Accompany this with a bouncy, dinky little tune played on a synth with a trombone backing, and I think you'll very quickly see what we're talking about.
To be frank, it's insufferable. Happy kids, bouncy music and clear, joyous lyrics, clearly spoken so everybody can sing along. I'm listening to it as I write this review, and I'm having trouble just holding my thoughts together. I'm torn between the powerful desire to get up and dance, and the equally powerful desire to vomit my breakfast cereal all over the keyboard.
Everybody's talking 'bout Spider-Man.
If you need some help, he's gonna lend a hand.
That's why everybody loves Spider-Man!
Oh, the pain!
Come on! Come on! Come and meet the Hulk!
I'm big and green but I'm never mean,
and I never like to sulk!
Come and meet the Hulk!
Well, somebody has totally missed the point of The Hulk. Don't make me sulky! You wouldn't like me when I'm sulky!
I'm not saying that this album doesn't have its place. It would be perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests when parties have gone on too long. Or you could play it late at night at your local mall, to stop teenagers from hanging around in the parking lot.
Or even better, play it to death row inmates. They'll go willingly!
This is terrible. Buy it for a toddler near you. Just, make sure you're out of the room before they turn it on!