(Sung to the tune of the Spider-Man 1967 cartoon theme.)
Villain nerd turned hero jock!
Switched his brain just in time;
Lost his appetite for crime.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ock.
Is he tough? Listen, chum!
He killed Massacre with a gun.
Wiped Ghost Peter, now he's free
Got a girlfriend and degree.
Hey there - there goes the Spider-Ock!
He blackmails the mayor
and he dumps Mary Jane.
He's got his own lair,
And his own Living Brain.
Superior sociopath Spider-Ock!
So convinced he's the best,
But all his friends think he's a pest.
One foe that he can't get through…
Amazing Spider-Man 2.
There goes the Spider-Ock!