Many you may have been wondering what the natives were saying when Spidey and Doc Ock recently visited Brazil in the pages of Ultimate Spider-Man #58. Well, lucky for you Spiderfan,org has our very own translator in Henrique Ferreira. So, here's the translation:
-- Story page 7 --
Cop #1 - You are under arrest.
Cop #2 - Oh my god! What is that?
-- Story page 8 --
Sign - Private Area
Cop #1 - What is that?
Cop #2 - Agh! They don't pay me enough to deal with this!
-- Story page 11 --
Cop #1 - You're under arrest!
Cop #2 - Everybody quiet!
Cop #3 - We're the authority!!
Panel #2 - Hands up! Remove your mask and identify yourself!
Panel #3 - Don't even think about moving!
- Hey, Roberto, I saw these two on CNN International. You are Spider Man and Octopus Man!
-- Story page 14 --
Cop #1 - That was surprising!
Cop #2 - I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it!
Cop #3 - Where is he?
Cop #4 - Does he fly?
Cop #3 - He's here somewhere!
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Except for two typos (last panel, "tiuesse" -> tivesse; "voá" -> vôa), it's perfect Brazilian Portuguese.
There you go! Henrique even picked up on the typos, I'm sure he deserves a no-prize for that...