For this to make sense, you will of course need to understand that Peter, MJ and Aunt May are in current official continuity living in the Avengers Mansion. Also, you will need to have seen the previous two (very unofficial) SpiderFun strips in which we show Aunt May and Jarvis discovering their mutual needs.
Err... actually, I take that back. For this to really make sense, you need to be a very sick person. For those of you who think we've gone as far as good taste allows on this theme, you're probably right. Even more importantly, we've probably gone as far as "fair use" for satire allows, and that's enough of a reason for me to stop! We promise you a fresh thread next month. I'm sure you're relieved to hear that!