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Well, Bendis's clone saga started out brisk and nice, then hit us with a nice
blonde surprise called Clone Gwen Stacy, then it got really confusing, then it
got more confusing, then it had had a nice conclusion and a thought-worthy
cliffhanger.
First off, let me say that at some points, it seemed like Bendis wrote this saga
by vomiting up alphabet soup while having a seizure, then used the resulting
mess on the floor as the base for his script. Throw in a naked Gwen Stacy and
MJ and then send it off to Marvel.
Second off, I know I've given Bendis a lot of trouble, but let me give a moment
to thank him. He FINALLY gave us the butt-kicking final fight I've been
craving! It made me so happy to see battle-torn Peter drag Ock's unconscious
middle-aged body to Fury. It was a clear victory even with the slight taint of
defeat Bendis seems to love. Thank you, Bendis, for finally letting Peter kick
some well deserving rump.
Speaking of Doc Ock... Third off, why did Doc Ock pull a Magneto? What was
THAT?! When I first saw Doc Ock's morphing tentacles, with their flamethrowers
and hammers, I just figured it was some sort of liquid memory metal, which would
have been really cool. Now I'm learning that he's a Magneto rip-off? He
could've easily built a spare set of arms on the side, under the FBI's nose, and
mentally summoned them to the fight. That would have been much more believable.
They could still have looked half-baked and make-shift because they were in
mid-build, so Bagley would still have had to draw roughly the same kind of arms.
Then again... With real arms, there would have been no cool whirlwind of
metal. But still! Doc Ock is not Magneto!
Fourth off... So... Spider-Woman (Spider-Girl?) has all of boy-Peter's
memories, but in a conveniently hot girl-body? I don't even see any resemblance
between them except the same hair color. And how'd she manage to shoot webbing
from her fingertips? Where'd she get that costume? And does she have a crush
on Mary Jane? ... I wont even go there... Yet.
Fifth off... Gwen Stacy is back! Sorta. Honestly, I'd gladly pay the price of
her being Carnage if it meant her character was back. I miss Gwen, and having
her wrestle an evil monster-side might just add even more depth to her
character. Please, Bendis, don't take Gwen Stacy twice. You had a moment of
brilliance when you made the street-tough version of Stacy we all have grown to
know and love. Keep her.
Now then... With all that settled... Here's what I'm hoping what will happen
next. Probably wont happen, but I'd like it if it would.
Now that Peter has the choice if he wants to be Spider-Man, he's gonna have some
thinking to do. Don't wrap it up in one issue. Spread his thinking and
decision-making over the remaining of your issues. Then, have him finally
decide to be Spidey at issue #110 (Bendis's LAST issue). It'll be a nice way to
wrap up Bendis's run on Ultimate Spider-Man.
Although... If Peter did choose not to be Spider-Man, he'd have Fury and
everyone off his back once and for all. Ultimate Spider-Man would be canceled
about six issues after that.
Keep Gwen Stacy, like I said. Even if she has to constantly wrestle with
whether or not she's a monster. And get her out of Fury's custody soon. Heck,
I'd even settle for her somehow managing to control Carnage and becoming
something of a hero herself once in a while. Just to keep Gwen around.
And never ever ever ever make Spider-Man go on the news, unmask, and say "My
name is Peter Parker and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old."
Hey... Seven years of Ultimate Spider-Man... Has Peter ever had a birthday?!
That should just about take care of everything and leave plenty of creative room
open for whoever takes Bendis's place next.
Of course... None of that will probably happen, and for all I know, on issue
#111 we'll be reading about the incredible Die Spinne.
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