Hot on the heels of the release of SPIDER-MAN 2 comes the "Spidey-berry
fruit flavoured" Spider-Man brand toasted oat cereal. This may be a
Canadian thing, what with the British spelling and the identical French
back of the box. The shapes look like Honeycomb cereal, but taste like
grainy web-fluid. And what's up with those colors? Red, sure...but
green??? And what in blazes is a "Spidey-berry", anyway? And where's the
toy??? There's a promotion going on now in Frosted Flakes cereal, giving
away one of three types of Spidey-themed flashlight-type devices, each
projecting a different symbol. These are stupid: one is some kind of "Doc
Ock symbol" (like one of his claws), and the two others are Spider-symbols,
neither of which resembles the one in the comics. Despite the crappiness
of these toys, they would have been appreciated in this otherwise worthless
box, and are probably more functional and marginally more entertaining than
the crap toys being included in Burger King kid's meals here. I bought a
kid's meal just to get the toy, and ended up with some stupid Spidey-head
stopwatch with a belt clip (see picture). The other toys available
included some kind of Spider-belt-buckle, Spider-glasses, and five more.
My sister says the Spider-Man cereal tastes like garbage, and I have to
agree. If I remember correctly, the taste is similar to the ol'
Franken-berry cereal. What I did discover during the testing is that the
cereal is actually edible enough to snack on right out of the box. Put
milk in it, though, and you'll regret it! If this were a comic, I'd give
it one whole star...
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