News : 2003 : Zimmerman Makes A Funny!

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Date: May 4, 2003
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Recently Gail Simone returned to writing her famed column: You'll All Be Sorry. She contacted certain comic book writers to submit Reader's Digest versions of books they have worked on. Here is Ron's contribution:

GET KRAVEN by Ron Zimmerman

KRAVEN: Everyone hates me and my writer takes it all personally and curses out fans on the internet sites because he's an immature, drunken, baby, but thanks to the Spider-Man movie i get my own mini series anyway even though this story has nothing to do with the spider-man universe!

FANS: WE HATE YOU! THIS IS THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN!

KRAVEN: But you said you loved that show ACTION, and this has many of the same characters and the same writer. It's just a big satire of Hollywood.

FANS: SO WHAT? YOU'RE A NAME DROPPING JERK! YOU MUST HAVE TAPE OF QUESADA KILLING SOMEONE TO GET PUBLISHED!

AXEL ALONSO: There's some very funny stuff in this.

FAN: THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT! OH GOD, IT'S TOO PAINFUL TO EVEN READ BUT IT'S REALLY FUN TO BASH THE CRAP OUT OF ALL OVER THE INTERNET!

Ha!

You can find the full column here.