Welcome to our letters page. These letters are answered by Jonathan Couper, who uses them as a chance to sharpen his otherwise dull wit. If you want a serious response, your chances will be increased by posing your question (respectfully) to our Spider-Oracle.
If you do wish to offer submissions to this section, simply use the online mail form to contact Jonathan Couper. If you need to send an attachment, just send them a quick message introducing yourself, and they will reply with a regular email address.