Comics : Amazing Fantasy #15
A brand-new Amazing Fantasy #15 Lookback!
Ah, who am I kidding? It's the same one we've always had only minus all the extra origin appearances and plus its own (totally obvious) web rating.
Stan begins the tale by telling us that "confidentially we in the comic mag business" refer to costumed heroes "as long underwear characters!" Steve's splash page shows a gang of happy teens on one side while a sad bespectacled young man stands apart on the other side. But behind this young man, a large shadow looms. A silhouette of a man surrounded by a web with a large spider hanging above him.
One member of the gang of kids says they need "one more guy for the dance" and suggests Peter Parker. A smug-looking teen wearing a blue and white striped sweater (who we later learn is Flash Thompson) scoffs that "that bookworm wouldn't know a cha-cha from a waltz" (your first outdated reference right there, folks!). An attractive blonde girl (who we later learn is Liz Allan) declares Peter Parker "Midtown High's only professional wallflower!"
So, Peter may not be the most popular kid in High School, but his Uncle Ben and Aunt May "thought he was a pretty special lad", joshing with him when it's time to get up in the morning ("Gosh, Uncle Ben, you're worse than a room full of alarm clocks!") and feeding him his "favorite breakfast... wheatcakes". ("Don't fatten him up too much, dear! I can hardly out-wrestle him now!")(Jay Gottfried recently pointed out, "That statement ["hardly out-wrestle him now"] has curious connotations for what happens later in the story, i.e., Peter actually turns to wrestling in his first professional stint as the Spiderman. Seems unlikely that this was a coincidence. Rather I like to think that this was a bit of story foreshadowing on the part of Lee and Ditko, and perhaps even more, part of the (subconscious) reason that Peter/Spiderman gravitates towards wrestling." Jay is an M.D., Ph.D. as well as a Professor at Northwestern University so I'd listen to him if I were you.)
The faculty at the school is also impressed with Peter. A bald mustachioed chemistry teacher who we one day learn is "Mr. Warren" (not Empire State University's "Prof. Warren", the man who eventually became the Jackal, but his brother, as revealed by Kurt Busiek in Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96) tells Pete to keep up the good work "and you're sure to rate a scholarship when you graduate". (And he's right, too.)
But Pete just can't receive any respect from his teen-aged peers. (Maybe it's that "blue pants, black vest, white shirt, red striped tie" outfit he wears all the time. Not the hippest attire, even in 1962.) When he asks a young woman named Sally for a date, she brushes him aside for the blonde "dreamboat", Flash Thompson. (From this one moment, Busiek created the character of Sally Avril for his Untold Tales. Are any of those great stories still a part of Spidey continuity?) Flash swats Pete down, with a stinging "Get lost, bookworm.", (What's the huge "T" stand for on Flash's sweatshirt, anyway? Thompson? Or is he a member of Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers?) and when our shy hero tries to get other kids interested in attending an exhibit at the Science Hall, he is laughed at. ("You stick to science, son! We'll take the chicks!", says one nameless mocker.) Peter, in tears and vowing that "someday they'll be sorry", goes to the Science Hall by himself. The title of the exhibit is "Experiments in Radio-Activity."
The demonstration begins. The group stands around a machine of undetermined size which has what looks like two red balloons positioned about a foot apart. The idea is to demonstrate the control of "radioactive rays" as they leap between the two balloons. But a spider descends between the two balloons just as the radioactivity is unleashed. The radioactive jolt kills the spider just as it "bites the nearest living thing" which just happens to be "you know who".
As a result of the bite, poor Peter feels light-headed and flushed. The man who led the demonstration (who also looks like Peter's teacher Mr. Warren) observes that the "experiment unnerved young Parker" but it did a lot more than that. Peter wanders out into the street feeling "as though my entire body is charged with some sort of fantastic energy". He is so absorbed in this sensation that he doesn't see the blue sedan barreling down on him. He leaps away at the last instant only to find himself able to stick to the wall of a nearby building. He climbs to the top of the building, then, onto the roof, where he crushes a "steel pipe as though it were paper". He quickly realizes that he has acquired all of the abilities of the biting spider. He returns to the street, trying to think of what to do with "this unbelievable ability which fate has given me".
Only minutes later, he stumbles upon a wrestling exhibition. The sign says "$100 to the man who can stay in the ring three minutes with Crusher Hogan" and Peter decides this is a good way to test his power. He runs home and puts on some old clothes (well, he puts on a white turtleneck sweater but those pants and shoes look like the same things he's been wearing all along). Afraid that he may be "a laughing stock", he disguises himself by covering his head with what looks like a fishnet stocking. Minutes later, he is in the ring, challenging Crusher Hogan. The Crusher thinks he's got an easy mark but, when he moves in, his opponent leaps over his head. The masked man picks Crusher up with ease and scales one of the poles that supports the ring. Crusher, terrified by the whole thing, immediately concedes the match. The crowd loves every minute of it. "Greatest act I've ever seen!", says one. "That mask gimmick gives him just the right touch of mystery", says another. But one man, smoking a cigar and dressed in a purple suit with red bow tie and blue hat, thinks he has found just what he is looking for. As the masked Peter counts his winnings, the man introduces himself as a "TV producer" (who is eventually retconned into an agent named "Maxie Schiffman") and tells the young man that he would "be a smash on the Ed Sullivan show".
At home, Pete decides to really spice up the showmanship by creating a spider costume. Aunt May and Uncle Ben walk in with "some crackers and milk" but don't seem to notice the mask Pete is holding. Alone again, Peter tests his web and webshooters, which he has quickly whipped up. "Only a science major could have created a device like this!", he says, which is, I think, putting it mildly. He dons his costume, shoots webbing to the ceiling, climbs it, and uses his powers to stick up there. "Okay, world!", he says, "better hang onto your hat! Here comes the Spiderman!" (Yes, that's right. "Spiderman". No hyphen.) So ends part one of the tale, all done in six well-conceived pages.
The tale is wrapped up in only five pages, but what a five pages it is!
The new mystery-man in the spider costume appears on TV. He is captured in a spotlight, climbing down a wall. Even the cameraman is stunned. "I'm seein' it with my own eyes," he says, "and I still don't believe it!" The studio audience is overwhelmed, too, as Spidey snuffs a candle and dangles from the ceiling with his web. The TV producer calls a halt to the act. "Don't show 'em too much", he says, "leave 'em beggin' for more!"
At the end of what seems to be Spidey's very own TV special, he is besieged by requests. Life magazine wants a picture spread. An agent wants to put him in the movies. A reporter wants an interview. The already jaded youth gives them the brush-off. "See my agent, boys!", he says, "I'm busy!" Then, still in costume, with his blue pants draped over his right arm, he steps into the most fateful moment of his life.
Out in the hallway, a blonde-haired man runs past Spider-Man with a policeman right on his heels. "Stop him!", the cop yells, "If he makes it to the elevator, he'll get away!" But Spider-Man makes no move to intercede and the fleeing man reaches the elevator and makes his escape. "Lucky that goon in a costume didn't stop me!", he gloats.
The cop berates Spider-Man for not tripping the crook up or holding him or something but the web-spinner thinks nothing of it. "From now on I just look out for number one", he says, "that means... me!"
Back at home, Aunt May and Uncle Ben present Peter with a surprise present... the microscope he always wanted. (May looks plumper than she ever looks again. I suppose Ben's death ends up taking its toll on her.) Peter is overwhelmed with gratitude. "I'll see to it that they're always happy", he thinks of May and Ben, "but the rest of the world can go hang for all I care!"
"In the days that follow, the Spider-Man becomes the sensation of the nation." Pete continues his amazing act while he garners headlines in the nation's papers. "Who is the Spider-Man?", asks the Daily Voice. "Spider-Man plays to packed house!", says The Viewer. "Spider-Man wins showbiz award!", says the Daily Chronicle (I'd like to hear more about that!) "Spider-Man slated for new TV series!", says another paper.
But, then, one evening, Peter Parker comes home to discover a police car in front of his house. The policeman at the car gives him the bad news. "Your Uncle has been shot... murdered!" (Is this the same cop who chased the burglar in the TV studio or is this another "Mr. Warren/Scientist" type example of Ditko drawing two characters who look alike?) The officer tells Peter that a burglar was robbing the house when Uncle Ben surprised him. The burglar killed Ben and fled to the "old Acme Warehouse at the waterfront" (where the Coyote gets all his Road Runner-killing products) where the police have him surrounded. "Your Aunt is next door, the neighbors are looking after her", the cop continues, but Peter isn't thinking of May. He knows the Acme Warehouse, knows that "a killer could hold off an army in that gloomy old place!" But it won't be so easy to hold off Spider-Man!
Quickly, he changes to Spidey and swings across town to the warehouse. Inside the warehouse, the burglar knows that the police don't dare charge him. "All I gotta do is hold 'em off till the moon goes down, then I oughtta be able to slip away in the dark!", he says. But a voice from above contradicts him. The burglar turns to see a costumed figure sticking to the wall ten feet above. Terrified, he turns to run, but Spider-Man leaps past him and blocks his way. He uses his webbing to gum up the burglar's gun, "then my fists will do the rest!" A strong right hand knocks the burglar unconscious.
A cap has concealed the burglar's face but Spidey's blow has removed it. The wall-crawler grabs his opponent by his jacket, lifts him up, and realizes, "It's the fugitive who ran past me! The one I didn't stop when I had the chance!"
Outside, the police decide they must risk charging the warehouse. (And the leader of the cops looks like the same man who gave Peter the news. Could he have possibly gotten there as fast as Spider-Man? And this man is referred to as "Captain". I think this argues for all these officers being three different men.) But no decision is necessary. The burglar is delivered to them, hanging from a huge spider web.
"A short distance away", a distraught Peter Parker (with his mask removed so it can clearly be seen that the mask is sewn to the rest of the costume) knows that it's "all my fault! If only I had stopped him when I could have! But I didn't... and now Uncle Ben is dead..." So, the youth walks off into the night, finally learning that "with great power there must also come... great responsibility... and so a legend is born".
"Be sure to see the next issue of Amazing Fantasy", says the closing caption, "for the further amazing exploits of America's most different new teen-age idol... Spider-Man!" And, as we all know, "Amazing Fantasy" became "Amazing Something-Else"!
Now, for those who haven't ever seen an original or a Marvel Milestone Edition of this comic and have always wondered what the "important message" is that is referred to on the cover, here's your answer. It was an announcement that the magazine could no longer survive in its original format of five short weird Lee/Ditko tales per issue. It told the readers that "Spider-Man" would appear in each subsequent issue, that there may even be two Spidey stories per issue. It also informed readers that the contents page was being dropped to insert an extra page of story and that the word "Adult" was being dropped from the title of the comic. In other words, the whole message became moot as soon as the next issue became "Amazing Spider-Man".
There were three other Lee/Ditko stories in the issue. "The Bell-Ringer!", "Man in the Mummy Case!", and "There Are Martians Among Us!". It would be fun to detail these stories... but not here. Some other time, perhaps.
What, you're not surprised, are you? It's Amazing Fantasy #15! Of course it's a full five webs!